{"id":709,"date":"2008-06-25T10:00:52","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T08:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pia-roeder.de\/?p=709"},"modified":"2008-06-25T13:24:14","modified_gmt":"2008-06-25T11:24:14","slug":"alvy-singer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pia-roeder.de\/de\/alvy-singer\/","title":{"rendered":"Eier"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I thought of that old joke, y&#8217;know, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, &#8222;Doc, my brother&#8217;s crazy; he thinks he&#8217;s a chicken.&#8220; And, the doctor says, &#8222;Well, why don&#8217;t you turn him in?&#8220; The guy says, &#8222;I would, but I need the eggs.&#8220; Well, I guess that&#8217;s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y&#8217;know, they&#8217;re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and&#8230; but, I guess we keep goin&#8216; through it because, most of us&#8230; need the eggs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8211; Alvy Singer in &#8222;Annie Hall&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought of that old joke, y&#8217;know, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, &#8222;Doc, my brother&#8217;s crazy; he thinks he&#8217;s a chicken.&#8220; And, the doctor says, &#8222;Well, why don&#8217;t you turn him in?&#8220; The guy says, &#8222;I would, but I need the eggs.&#8220; Well, I guess that&#8217;s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y&#8217;know, they&#8217;re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and&#8230; but, I guess we keep goin&#8216; through it because, most of us&#8230; need the&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-unter-ferner-liefen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pia-roeder.de\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pia-roeder.de\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pia-roeder.de\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pia-roeder.de\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pia-roeder.de\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pia-roeder.de\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pia-roeder.de\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pia-roeder.de\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pia-roeder.de\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}